chavvesty:

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

MILF

canadad:

Man, I’d Love to Fuckingdie

Am I lazy or is this another Depression Session™

curvesncurls:

jumex:

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

imsoshive:

Plot twist: The bride bursts into tears when she sees the groom cause his fade clean and she knows she getting dicked down on an island after